… is crap because

This morning I found the site http://iscrapbecause.it/ and on it anyone can post reasons they think something or someone is crap. These are my comments:

  • Left4Dead2 is crap because it is pretty much the same as Left4Dead1.
  • Killzone 2 is crap because it isn’t Halo.
  • Xbox LIVE Gold is crap because it costs £30.
  • Activision is crap because it hasn’t made a sequel to Star Control III yet.
  • Activision is crap because it made Guitar Hero instead.
  • Nintendo is crap because it made the Wii. Which is the most evil console ever made!
  • Nintendo is crap because it made me break my TV with my WiiMote.
  • Swindon is crap because it is not Disneyland.
  • Labour is crap because it is destorying our ‘once great’ nation! (see what I did there?)
  • the Monarchy is crap because it is a remnant of a feudal age.
  • the Monarchy is crap because it is run by the Queen and is undemocratic.
  • The Daily Mail is crap because it has some kind of unhealthy obsession with Lady Diana.
  • The Daily Mail is crap because it prints lies and gets away with it.
  • Capitalism is crap because it gives to the rich and takes from the poor.
  • Capitalism is crap because it destroys the Earth.
  • Capitalism is crap because it kills the working class in imperialist wars.
  • Capitalism is crap because it opresses the workers.
  • X-Factor is crap because it has Simon Cowell.
  • X-Factor is crap because it churns out really really bad songs that are inexplicably popular.

It’s run by the people at Negative Gamer and looks like it could be a really popular site.

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